Humour
There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.
"Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.
"Only the Ten Commandments. " answered the lady.
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"Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world.
There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord!" and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it' s morning!"
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A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter.
Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note: "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."
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The sign says: If you have had enough of winter, please raise your hands.
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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
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There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
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Give me a sense of humour, Lord. Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humour out of life,
And pass it on to other folk!
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